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Tutorials For My Parents

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Why Pluto is Not a Planet, and Why We Should Stop Stalking Our Exes

A clean break is always best. If you find your expectations wanting, you shouldn't hesitate to part ways. What you should never do, however, is stalk »

Author image Bran Maupin 18 July 2015 Comments

The Bachelorette: Why You Should Switch from Shawn B. to Nick V.; an Analytical Approach

This post is a bit lengthy, so I'll add this tl;dr to the top: by my calculations, Nick V. is 71% more likely to be »

Author image Bran Maupin 11 July 2015 Comments

How to Create the Fireless Firework; a Humbling Scientific Exploration and Thoughtful Relfection on the Michelson-Morley Experiment

Always shirtless and pointing judgmentally, Smokey the Bear has spent the last 71 years blaming the average American for not doing enough to prevent forest fires »

Author image Bran Maupin 04 July 2015 Comments

How to Get Your Cat to Use the New Litter Box so You Don't Have to Smell His Business While You Make Sandwiches

Dear parents, Change is hard, especially for the elderly. Oh, sorry – I wasn't referring to you. I'm talking about Skipper, your geriatric Tabby cat. Granted, he »

Author image Bran Maupin 27 June 2015 Comments

How to Make The Denial Cookie, Because When You Lie to Yourself You Can Ignore Technicalities

Hello parents, Seems like every time I encounter pastries in your house there's a partially-eaten specimen set to the side of the box or plate, half »

Author image Bran Maupin 13 June 2015 Comments
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